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SNOWBALL
FIGHT!!! |
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jjtx |
Mon December 22 2003, 05:39 PM |
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SNOWBALL
FIGHT!!! |
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Trav |
Mon December 22 2003, 05:50 PM |
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*Presses
the red button of my snowball throwing machine and hits Joey repeatedly with
several dozen snowballs, laughs hysterically...* |
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BirdsongLS |
Mon December 22 2003, 05:57 PM |
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Birdsong
hides in the bushes until both were unsuspecting of a sneak attack. WHAM!!!
Both jjtx and trav are now covered in snow. Birdy prevails!!! |
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Trav |
Mon December 22 2003, 06:04 PM |
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BirdSong,
now you're going to get it! If I have to, I will call for backup. |
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BirdsongLS |
Mon December 22 2003, 06:16 PM |
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Better
call in ALL your backup Trav! I am a master of disguises. Now you see me, now
you don't! With a flutter of the wind I am gone.............. |
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jjtx |
Mon December 22 2003, 06:33 PM |
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Madder
than hell and covered in snow,Joey gets right up dusts the snow off and runs
to Mommy! |
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fleshwound_NPG |
Mon December 22 2003, 08:18 PM |
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*pees
into the snow* |
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mikeybear |
Mon December 22 2003, 08:41 PM |
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Mikeybear
runs outside to make snow angels, avoiding the urine-infested spot on the
snow, marked by fleshwound. |
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Ovation_girl |
Mon December 22 2003, 09:06 PM |
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OG
beans mikeybear in the chest with fresh snow, carefully avoiding fleshy's
tainted area! |
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CheshireGrin |
Mon December 22 2003, 09:43 PM |
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*watch
out where the huskies go and don't you eat the yellow snow* |
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Darren_UK |
Tue December 23 2003, 01:30 AM |
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*Meanwhie
Darren sits in a warm bar supping his beer watching those guys running around
in the cold |
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Hey
Darlin |
Tue December 23 2003, 05:49 AM |
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Well
I have never seen snow damn it, so get a bit excited and join in. I ball up
my first snow ball and chuck it, I think it hit Trav, who fell over just
missing landing in the yellow bit. |
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Vinnie
Meatball |
Tue December 23 2003, 06:04 AM |
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*Vinnie,
thinking Darren is the only smart one in this mess, sneaks past all the other
cold, wet, pee-stained lunatics to get into the bar and sit next to Darren.
(Although, he is gonna have to get off his butt soon and start rumbling if
people keep nailing Trav!...Well, after the next beer, anyway) |
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Hey
Darlin |
Tue December 23 2003, 06:12 AM |
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I
see Vinnie trying to sneak past and aim one right at him, it misses, hits the
wall of the pub and drops snow all over his head. |
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Darren_UK |
Tue December 23 2003, 06:14 AM |
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*Darren
tuts at the Aussie missing with her snowball, reminisces over the rugby world
cup result, then buys Vinnie a beer for his rare compliment ( |
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Timmypooh |
Tue December 23 2003, 06:41 AM |
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Timmy
packs a small stone in a very compacted snowball and lurks in the hedges,
awaiting an open target. Ah, he spots BGM walking toward the Pub, he aims and
throws with all his might, barely missing BGM's head. However, it hits the
plate window of the Pub and the stone sails through and knocks the drink
right out of Darren's hand. A riot ensues as the patrons rush out of the pub.
Timmy still lurks unseen in the hedge. |
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Darren_UK |
Tue December 23 2003, 06:46 AM |
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*
With his pint gone, Darren turns on his mobile computer and discovers a
message from Timmypooh admitting to his henious crime. He stands up and
strides over to.... |
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mikeybear |
Tue December 23 2003, 07:24 AM |
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Having
his angel-making rudely interrupted, Mikeybear gets up, brushes the snow off
of his chest, runs and grabs a bucket from the garage, fills it with snow,
comes up behind Ovation Girl and dumps the entire bucket of snow down her
back. He then runs like crazy for the pub to join Darren, accidentally
knocking Timmypooh out of the way. Interesting: what is Timmypooh doing with
all of those stones? |
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Ovation_girl |
Tue December 23 2003, 07:54 AM |
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*OG
realizing that some of the snow dumped down her back was tainted by Fleshy,
fills the bucket with snow, and dumps it down Fleshy's back. Thirsty from all
the antics, she high tails it to the pub, eager for a pint, and some verbal
torment of mikeybear.* |
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Timmypooh |
Tue December 23 2003, 07:56 AM |
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Proudly
Timmypooh stands and yells out, "I've Got The Stones" and starts to
throw a snowball at Gypsy Queen, but he see OvationGirl and quickly realizes
that the snow that Mikeybear dumped on her has melted quickly and she was
only wearing a Tshirt and Timmypooh yells "wet Tshirt contest" |
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Ovation_girl |
Tue December 23 2003, 08:20 AM |
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God,
my aim was good Timmypooh! |
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Timmypooh |
Tue December 23 2003, 10:35 AM |
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Timmypooh
awakes dazed and confused and wondering where his clothes are and continues
to hide in the bushes, not seeking new snowball victims, but too embarassed
to show his naked ass. (Gives new meaning to the term "Snowballs") |
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Ovation_girl |
Tue December 23 2003, 11:01 AM |
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*OG
steals a peak at the hiding Timmypooh. Whoo-whoo! she mutters, warm in her
newly acquired jacket. OG looks for new victims, while heading back to her
ale.* |
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fleshwound_NPG |
Tue December 23 2003, 11:37 AM |
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finds
one of them snowmaking machines for ski slopes....and pees into it. |
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Timmypooh |
Tue December 23 2003, 12:39 PM |
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The
crowd of fighters fearing for their safety from the rain of Yellow Snow run
quickly into the pub to seek shelter from the Acid like effects of the snow.
They drink heavily and remember fondly the day of the great Snowball War and
pray for better quality snow. |
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Trav |
Tue December 23 2003, 12:51 PM |
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*Trav
stays safe and warm inside the pub and enjoys his drink and doesn't go
outside...* |
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Darren_UK |
Tue December 23 2003, 01:45 PM |
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*Darren
- who has now been merrily been drinking in the pub for 5 hours |
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Trav |
Tue December 23 2003, 01:48 PM |
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Flesh
is the one peeing all over the snow. I am just having a freaking drink! |
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Darren_UK |
Tue December 23 2003, 01:56 PM |
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Whoops!!!!
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Trav |
Tue December 23 2003, 01:59 PM |
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Apology
accepted, Darren...on one condition...you get me another drink. |
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Darren_UK |
Tue December 23 2003, 02:01 PM |
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Got
any ID? |
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Ovation_girl |
Tue December 23 2003, 02:03 PM |
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*OG
says:"How many drinks have we had now? I think this jacket of
Timmypooh's is doing weird things to me! Did someone let Flesh in here? What
are those yellow puddles in the corner"?* |
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nancynsparky |
Tue December 23 2003, 02:19 PM |
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*Nancy
arrives late on the scene, missing the entire snowball fight, but just in
time for a pint, especially since Timmy is buying. She laughs at Trav,
Mikeybear, Ovation Girl, and everyone else drenched and cold. She offers them
some Irish coffee.* |
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keltikio |
Tue December 23 2003, 02:55 PM |
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After
Nancynsparky's Irish coffee..... several Mongers seem to be a bit drunk and
woozy, so Kelt helps out by making everyone a nice refreshing Lemon Sno-Cone.
(Thanks for the recipe Flesh!) |
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fleshwound_NPG |
Tue December 23 2003, 03:23 PM |
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You're
welcome, kelt! |
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How
can I refuse |
Tue December 23 2003, 03:46 PM |
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Timmy
gladly pays for another round, and to make peace with Darren 1 extra pint for
him. Trav, that fake ID looks very real, how much did it cost you? OG, I hope
my jacket keeps you warm and did you TShirt dry out yet? It was a wise choice
of Irish Coffee Nancy. |
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fleshwound_NPG |
Tue December 23 2003, 03:50 PM |
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Peeing
on it does nothing but make it sticky. |
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GYPSY
QUEEN |
Tue December 23 2003, 04:38 PM |
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Gypsy
Queen sees once again, her heritage has saved her. Looking at Timmy of the
Pooh lying on the ground due to his own doing, she walks over. Accidently,
she steps on his frozen hand. OOOoooops, she says. Then helps him up. She
smacks the snow off his frozen face and asks if he is ok. Time to make a
fortess. We need more.....snow....balls....buck up Honi....let's get
started..... |
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GYPSY
QUEEN |
Tue December 23 2003, 04:39 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by fleshwound_NPG:
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nancynsparky |
Tue December 23 2003, 06:23 PM |
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nancynsparky
sees the battle lines drawn for round two of the snowball fight...GQ and sir
Timmy of the Pooh have a nice fortress coming along, while Fleshy has taken
position with his sticky but still running yellow snow machine...Who needs
"It's a wonderful life" when you got this action going on! |
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fleshwound_NPG |
Tue December 23 2003, 07:35 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by GYPSY QUEEN:
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Ovation_girl |
Tue December 23 2003, 07:53 PM |
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Nancynsparky,
that coffee really helped. At least I was clear enough not to fall for Kelt's
lemon ice trick. I say we join GQ and Timmy in strengthening the fortress for
round two. Oh and Timmy the T has dried out--your loss! OG hands Timmy back
his jacket in prep for the second round. |
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How
can I refuse |
Tue December 23 2003, 08:09 PM |
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Feeling
warm and refreshed Timmy has a renewed energy and works at a feverish pace to
finish the fortress. However, Timmy hears word that some of the slacker
mongers that were still at the Pub feeling the effects of too much ale have
retreated to the all night cafeteria for some much needed food and all of the
sudden someone yells from the corner "Food Fight" and another
battle ensues. It is uncertain, but Fleshy may have been the culprit. As food
flies, we continue with the fortress. |
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Vinnie
Meatball |
Wed December 24 2003, 04:59 PM |
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*Vinnie
buys six drinks, one for Trav, one for the other Trav sitting next to him,
one for Darren, one for Darren's twin next to him, one for himself, and then
another for himself because he accidentally spilled the first one all over
Trav. He then apologizes to the bartender who threatens to flag him and/or
throw him out.* <hic> |
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Ovation_girl |
Wed December 24 2003, 05:06 PM |
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*OG,
Timmypooh, Nancynsparky and Gypsy Queen continue work on the fortress. From
their vantage point they have a clear view of the bar, where they spy a
teetering Vinnie bumping into Trav and Darren, and slipsliding on the food on
the ground from the food fight. Ah yes, he has "next victim"
written all over him!* |
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Vinnie
Meatball |
Wed December 24 2003, 05:12 PM |
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*Unbeknownst
to Vinnie, OG is plotting against him. Fortunately, his desire for more
alcohol, plus the fact that the bar is completely filled with twins, keeps
him safe as he will NEVER leave* |
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Ovation_girl |
Wed December 24 2003, 05:18 PM |
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Vinnie,
as soon as Timmypooh returns from an impromptu beer and wine run....WATCH
OUT! |
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Vinnie
Meatball |
Wed December 24 2003, 06:13 PM |
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*Vinnie
smiles wryly...he has everyone fooled as he holds his liquor better than
anyone thinks, and waits to begin his "Shock and Awe" campaign.* |
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Ovation_girl |
Wed December 24 2003, 10:50 PM |
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*Vinnie
looks towards the bar door as it opens, and in flies a snowball, beaning his
head. Wet snow drips over his ears. As the door closes he hears the faint
giggles of OG in the darkness.* |
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How
can I refuse |
Thu December 25 2003, 05:50 PM |
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Then
suddenly several more snowballs fly at Vinnie and pelt him in the head, but
to Vinnie are they real or imaginary? OG and Timmy giggle and continue
working on the fortress. |
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nancynsparky |