vall Monger Member	Mon December 08 2003, 08:25 PM
My dearest OG, due to your very kind words, I am thinking of returning the golden haired one. But, first we must take a vote on it. If the majority wants me to hand her over.. I will agree to it.There will be some conditions however. I will tell you my demands after the vote. P.S. How was the wedding and the feast?

Ovation_girl Club Monger Member

Tue December 09 2003, 05:11 AM

Vall, We surely do wish no harm to you, and are glad you are considering returning the child. As to the wedding and feast, I remember only flashes of that night due to massive mead consumption, but seeing that we have not heard from knight Darren and the lovely Travette, the honeymoon must be going well. Maybe Sir Timmypooh can give us more details. My queen I await your commands, and am preparing tonight's repast whilst I wait. Sara Music is Magical

GYPSY QUEEN Club Monger Member

Tue December 09 2003, 05:20 AM

To all in the Kingdom. Heed ye not the words of the naysayer, for his conception of what our lives should be, may not, be best suited to our own true selves. Should he dissapprove of the kingdom, let him find another more suitable to him ownself, thus finding a life of his own. Vall, you must remain in the custody of Sir Timmpooh. FunkyMunky will lead the quest into the quarters of Darth Vall. You shall follow his command. "...I can't sell you,...what you don't want to buy..."

lostangel Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 08:41 AM
I doth wonder if this will intice Darth Vall out of hiding?? Maybe the other alter ego will finally giveth up the coveted information about the baby? Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

Timmypooh Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 11:22 AM
My Queen and her most trusted subjects, I am keeping Vall in my custody. Ye may say I am watching her with the eye of a hawk. For I believe that she has perhaps removed some of Sir Timmypooh's ale without his permission. The pen marks on the bottle would suggest theivery. Lady lostangel, thy pizza is very pleasing to my eye. Timmypooh

Trav Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 11:27 AM
quote: Originally posted by fleshwound_NPG: I'm not even gonna read all EIGHT pages of this thread....but.... I thought this was about naming a doll....what the hell happened? I can honestly say that I have no f---ing idea. They must have VERY stressful jobs and this is their way of blowing off some steam.

Ovation_girl Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 12:23 PM
Sir Timmypooh, I would guard my ale carefully around that wench. She may try to add some horrible poison, tainting thy drink. I have arranged for a keg of ale to be at your avail upon your return. And ah the naysayers of the kingdom. They know not of what they spake! Sara Music is Magical

lostangel Club Monger Member

Tue December 09 2003, 12:54 PM

quote: Originally posted by Trav: quote: Originally posted by fleshwound_NPG: I'm not even gonna read all EIGHT pages of this thread....but.... I thought this was about naming a doll....what the hell happened? I can honestly say that I have no f---ing idea. They must have VERY stressful jobs and this is their way of blowing off some steam. Well if you would take the time and read all the pages you would have an idea. Guys, We are having fun. Let us enjoy. Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

Ovation_girl Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 01:03 PM
Lady LA, Hear ye, hear ye! A toast to all in our Queen's faire kingdom. Let us raise tankards to many more blissful medieval tales! Let this evenings festivities commence, whilst I continue preparations of roast duckling and fresh greens. Sara Music is Magical

lostangel Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 01:20 PM
Yes, Lady Ovation, I agree that much consumption is indeed in order. May I dare to ask or even drool over your preparations for roasted Duck? Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

GYPSY QUEEN Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 04:52 PM
Meaning no disrespect, ...may we please get rid of the ducks neck. ....although it may be a great delicacy, ...I do not wish for it to watch me eat upon it. Let us take some time away from all our troubles and tip a tankaged of ale...together. Tavern Master, if you will, make mine, ....wine. The Bard, if she is present, may we have a song? "...I can't sell you,...what you don't want to buy..."

funkymunky (anzadeich@hotmail.com) Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 06:11 PM
All ye drink your fill! I shall observe from o'er the top of your heads and will remind you when it is time to begin again our search for the absent child.

How can I refuse Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 07:02 PM
That is one Funky Monkey, funkymunky! Too Cool, I love it! Drink ye drink and we shall rely upon the great funky one. Timmypooh

nancynsparky (nancynsparky@aol.com) Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 07:04 PM
Are we still celebrating the joyous wedding of Darren and Travette? Just want to know what I'm raising a glass to, for now I will just toast to Tuesday! nancynsparky

How can I refuse Club Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 07:11 PM
Yes we are toasting the great and wonderful Tuesday, or is the fact that it is 10:10 PM EST?

Ovation_girl Club Monger Member

Tue December 09 2003, 07:25 PM

A toast to Tuesday, and the many friends in the kingdom that are gathered for the toast. Long life, long love to all! Me thinks that Ann and Nancy would fit in quite well in the Kingdom, especially after listening to Ann's accent on the Holiday Greeting! And a note to my Queen, the duck's head and neck have found their way to the hounds. Sara Music is Magical [This message was edited by Ovation_girl on Tue December 09 2003 at 07:44 PM.]

funkymunky (anzadeich@hotmail.com) Monger Member	Tue December 09 2003, 10:28 PM
Ye hedonistic lot...just as I'd feared...that ye all take sleep in your cups... I shall set out presently to the Valley of the Darths to search for her dwelling. Those who will, may join me in the morrow. I believe I'm approaching most near. It can't be much further... ...

Ovation_girl Club Monger Member	Wed December 10 2003, 10:01 AM
An elf messenger has sent word that the bard was detained rescuing the ball gag wenches from the clutches of pygmy trolls and will return shortly. She requests that you continue your merriment in her absence. She thanks the Queen for her generosity. Sara Music is Magical

vall Monger Member

Wed December 10 2003, 03:06 PM

To all... I have escaped the clutches of the Sir Timmypooh. He has been under the weather and took too many happy pills, so while he was asleep, I got out of the ball and chains! I am enroute to Albany, Ohio. I am going to the Wellspring Resort and retreat. They are specialist in cult deprogramming. I am in hopes that they can extract the evil personality of my body and I can become a normal person.. just like all of you!!!!! When and if this is a successful exorcism, I will try to find where the evil one hid the baby. I will feed her and return her if all goes well! I will contact you in a few days and let you know how everything is going. Until then... may the evil forces be with you.

nancynsparky (nancynsparky@aol.com) Club Monger Member

Wed December 10 2003, 03:16 PM

quote: Originally posted by vall: To all... I have escaped the clutches of the Sir Timmypooh. He has been under the weather and took too many happy pills, so while he was asleep, I got out of the ball and chains! I am enroute to Albany, Ohio. I am going to the Wellspring Resort and retreat. They are specialist in cult deprogramming. I am in hopes that they can extract the evil personality of my body and I can become a normal person.. just like all of you!!!!! When and if this is a successful exorcism, I will try to find where the evil one hid the baby. I will feed her and return her if all goes well! I will contact you in a few days and let you know how everything is going. Until then... may the evil forces be with you. Lady Vall, I'm saddened to hear of Sir Timmypooh's illness, and whilst I am unsure of the safety of the child with you running free, I do believe you have most noble intentions in seeking the exorcism. My only suggestion is that you might not want to use us as a point of reference for "normal", I mean, have you read this insane thread? We await your return hopefuly accompanied by the child! nancynsparky

GYPSY QUEEN Club Monger Member

Wed December 10 2003, 04:38 PM

God Speed Lady Vall, and may your normalacy be greater than our own!... (). Lady L.A. commence to meet the Flying FunkyMunky in Darthville. NancynSparky, follow the Lady Vall and see to her doings. I shall expect a report. Take thee three pigeons to send forth your messages to me. Report on this place called Wellspring. Lady OG, seek ye out Sir Timmypooh and offer what assistance you may. "...I can't sell you,...what you don't want to buy..."

Ovation_girl Club Monger Member

Wed December 10 2003, 04:55 PM

Ah it is just as I feared. Sir Timmypooh did not guard his ale, and the evil Vall slipped a poisonous pill into it. Do not fear my Queen, I am off to find him and nurse him back to health, so that he may once again be a brave knight in your court. I am glad you are having Vall followed, for I do not believe that her plans are as she spake. I also believe that thee and we are quite normal, it is the villagers(commoners) who must guard their sanity. I remain in your service.... Sara Music is Magical

How can I refuse Club Monger Member

Wed December 10 2003, 06:27 PM

Thanks to the Good and Kind Lady Ovation, I now feel better. I have awaken from the effects of said, "Happy Pills" and am currently able to sit up. However, it shall not be long until the next dose. Vall I am much relieved to know that you are seeking help, however the should look toward other role models. My Queen, as I have stated before Vall needs close observation, for the personalities cause the harm, not Vall's true self. Lady Nancy, I shall recover with Lady Ovation's aid. And now I must rest. Sir Timmypooh

funkymunky (anzadeich@hotmail.com) Monger Member

Wed December 10 2003, 10:37 PM

In search of a clue as to the beginning of the poor child's misfortune, I began to re-examined the Queen's Log (hee, hee, queen's log! ), I have found not yet a clue, but must cry "Alas," once again. I am filled with remorse at missing a substantial portion of the Log. I shamefully admit that it was due to rushing speedily to view the menu of the feast five days past, as I am a but a slave to my appetites. I am now aware that Lady Nancy has relieved me of the wretched warblings and I have since indulged in the lovely sounds of the Sisters Wilson during my evening cleansing (my tub floweth over with the sound of music...). To acknowledge my enjoyment, I send to you a small (but costly!) gift. And to LA Lady as well, for instructing me in the technicalities of the image. And to Sir TP, in my re-examination of the aforementioned log, I feel again a pang of regret over my poorly placed asterisk, which prove to mislead you. For you, a small gift of knowledge can be found in the public square, should you ever figure out what the hell I am talking about! !

songrl Club Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 01:01 AM

My Queen, most humble apologies for my absence. My PA's, the Ball Gag wenches, were abducted by pygmy trolls and required saving. After having lulled them with White Lightning and Wine, and songs on the magical flute from the Isle of Wilson, they slept like babes and we crept from the village safely. With the wenches now released I am once again free to celebrate the union of the happy couple and the anticipated return of the child. Also let me offer my services, if there is need, in aiding the search. I am widely traveled, as there is always need for a good song. While in the lands beyond the eastern horizon, I engaged in the study of pugilistic skills, as well as the Way of the Dragon and of the Spirit of Harmony. Most gracious Queen, my thanks as well for the chambers provided. The food stuffs and ale are beyond compare, as well as the maiden who has taken to bringing me a special Mead each night. And now another song for the great day: Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you’ll search no more Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for You can’t tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for You know it’s true Everything I do - I do it for you Look into my heart - you will find There’s nothin’ there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all I would sacrifice Don’t tell me it’s not worth fightin’ for I can’t help it there’s nothin’ I want more Ya know it’s true Everything I do - I do it for you There’s no love - like your love And no other - could give more love There’s nowhere - unless you’re there All the time - all the way Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for I can’t help it there’s nothin’ I want more I would fight for you - I’d lie for you Walk the wire for you - ya I’d die for you Ya know it’s true Everything I do - I do it for you You Royal Subject, songrl "If I gotta ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money." "...a trick of light upon our eyes, a trick of time upon our lives..." "It was a moment of wholeness that rang in me like a bell. This is where life had brought me. I was resonating with music and whispering with love." Ann Wilson - Rock Mom

Ovation_girl Club Monger Member	Thu December 11 2003, 07:04 AM
My dear Queen, I will continue to tend to Sir Timmypooh and aid him in his recovery. As this is a 24/7 job, this will keep me away from my paige, so I will be able to send no messages to you until the morrow's nightfall. Ah what joy the bard's sweet songs bring to our festivities. I remain a humble servant. Sara Music is Magical

lostangel Club Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 08:03 AM

Your Highness, Lord Funkymunky and Myself are headed out to Darthville. We will report back on our findings in this land. No fear m'lady, Lord FM and myself are armed with our swords are will be ready for any and all challenges that come our way. We will seek out this treachorous land for any and all clues of the Princess. Know that we move forward with the Spirit of the Wilsons!!!!!!! Lady Nancynsparky - this is in case you need assistance with your exorcism Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

fleshwound_NPG (fleshwound_01@hotmail.com) Club Monger Member	Thu December 11 2003, 08:41 AM
10 pages.....Please, stop the madness. --------------- "In a foreign field he lay lonely soldier unknown grave on his dying words he prays tell the world of Paschendale"

GYPSY QUEEN Club Monger Member	Thu December 11 2003, 09:28 AM
Save yourself.....stop looking... "...I can't sell you,...what you don't want to buy..."

lostangel Club Monger Member	Thu December 11 2003, 02:14 PM
I found a booger Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

songrl Club Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 02:39 PM

lostangel, as the Queen has not requested my assistance in this matter, please accept this staff as a gift to aid in your defence. While it appears quite benign, in the event of attack it may be manipulated to release knives on either end. It is a most fearsome weapon. Upon the return of yourself and Lord FunkyMonkey, I will compose a special song and there will be much celebrating with splendid libations. songrl "If I gotta ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money." "...a trick of light upon our eyes, a trick of time upon our lives..." "It was a moment of wholeness that rang in me like a bell. This is where life had brought me. I was resonating with music and whispering with love." Ann Wilson - Rock Mom

lostangel Club Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 03:02 PM

I am most grateful to you Lady Songrl. Any and all weapons to assist our efforts will be much appreciated! I look forward to your song. Lady OG will prepare the feast and since you carry the Wilson Spirit with you, your song shall edify and sooth our weary muscles after a fierce battle. The combination of your song and the libations will be quite in order! Thank you for your assistance in this matter. Lord Funkymunky and myself will be well prepared in Darthville and will be prepared to tell everyone of our tales in Darthville! Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

GYPSY QUEEN Club Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 03:12 PM

My dear Bard, with your skills of song and of fight, I think I should much prefer to have you within the Castle. With the expertise that you have knowledge of in this hand to hand and the sound of song as a distraction, I find you most valuable within the throngs of our selves. Please assist in weaponary as you see is not being used or known. Your loyalty has been noted and shall be rewarded. I trust, as you have said, all your needs are being met. Another song if you please, when this day is done. "...I can't sell you,...what you don't want to buy..."

vall Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 03:18 PM

I am the sister of the dark, darth, sinister, evil,cheeeeez, ale loving wench Vall. I have some good news and some bad news for the Royal Court. My sinister sister was on her way to Albany, Ohio. (for what reason, I don't know). Anyway, she stopped at a rest area on I-77, she was car jacked. The carjacker slit her throat and left her for dead. A rest area attendant noticed the car and went to investigate. He found my evil Vall hanging half out of the car. These were her last words..... tell sis to get word to the Queen and her loyal servants - that they can find the Princess baby at 6320 Darthville. The baby is fine and in the hands of a dearly grandmother type lady. She has been instructed to turn the baby over to Sir Timmypooh, Ovation Girl, Nancysparky, Lost Angel, Funkymunky and Songrl. Evil Vall wanted us to beg your forgiveness for the troubles she has caused all of your hearts! Vall said for you to plan a large homecoming party for the little one and to celebrate her deliverence of the evil that enveloped her mind and body!She can now rest from her wicked ways. Drink a Michelob Light in her honor! May the Wench R.I.P. P.S. My Queen, you may now sit down on your throne and take a much needed rest!!!!!!

GYPSY QUEEN Club Monger Member	Thu December 11 2003, 04:03 PM
FLY FUNKYMUNKY....FLY....NancynSparky, see that the Lady Vall is returned home to us safe. Confirm the passing of the evil one. "...I can't sell you,...what you don't want to buy..."

funkymunky (anzadeich@hotmail.com) Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 04:18 PM

I shall proceed to check out The Situation of the slain Darth Vall, but I must say that something smells of fish. If the evil Vall was at a rest stop and was carjacked, why would she be found dead at the same place? Only one thing is certain: that we cannot yet be certain of what has become of evil Vall. And I don't know what to make of this Darth Vall now that I have scoured her dwelling. So much here... Some things that I have never before laid eyes upon...a somewhat longish item with a wire coming out one end. And upon the end of that wire, two gold prongs. It is inscribed "Magic Wand," although it bears no resemblance to the wands of our local magicians. I shall bring it with me for all to see. Gonna Fly Now...

songrl Club Monger Member

Thu December 11 2003, 11:28 PM

As you have requested My Queen. Hush now, don't you cry Wipe away the teardrop from your eye You're lying safe in bed It was all a bad dream Spinning in your head Your mind tricked you to feel the pain Of someone close to you leaving the game of life So here it is, another chance Wide awake you face the day Your dream is over... or has it just begun? There's a place I like to hide A doorway that I run through in the night Relax child, you were there But only didn't realize it and you were scared It's a place where you will learn To face your fears, retrace the years And ride the whims of your mind Commanding in another world Suddenly you hear and see This magic new dimension I will be watching over you I am gonna help you see it through I will protect you in the night I am smiling next to you, in Silent Lucidity [Visualize your dream] [Record it in the present tense] [Put it into a permanent form] [If you persist in your efforts] [You can achieve dream control] [Dream control] [How's that then, better?] [Help me] If you open your mind for me You won't rely on open eyes to see The walls you built within Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin Living twice at once you learn You're safe from the pain in the dream domain A soul set free to fly A round trip journey in your head Master of illusion, can you realize Your dream's alive, you can be the guide but... I will be watching over you I am gonna help to see it through I will protect you in the night I am smiling next to you.... Your Humble Servant, songrl "If I gotta ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money." "...a trick of light upon our eyes, a trick of time upon our lives..." "It was a moment of wholeness that rang in me like a bell. This is where life had brought me. I was resonating with music and whispering with love." Ann Wilson - Rock Mom

lostangel Club Monger Member	Fri December 12 2003, 09:40 AM
Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

funkymunky (anzadeich@hotmail.com) Monger Member	Fri December 12 2003, 09:55 AM
??? What can it mean? Is it possibly a clue to the whereabouts of the child? Many of Darth Vall's possessions are of a similar puzzling nature and questionable purpose.

lostangel Club Monger Member

Fri December 12 2003, 11:31 AM

Well Lord Funkymunky, what are we to make of this contraption??? We must be keenly aware of our surroundings as we peruse this Darthland. We need to report ALL FINDINGS to Her Majesty. What other things are of question???? I've found the Michelob bottle, but what else will come across our path? Bowing to Ann - the Vocal Queen! - There is NO SUBSTITUTE!!! Bowing to Nancy "Whizfingers" - the Golden Goddess of Guitar. NANCY "WHIZFINGERS" WILSON KICKS ASS!!!! NFW! NFW! NFW! NFW!

BlueGuitarMan

Fri December 12 2003, 11:41 AM

By Royal Order of the decree of the Queen of the Gypsies, otherwise know as GQ, be it hereby know that this silly thread is still in existance. Now I, Sir BlueGuitarMan, shall allow the Royal Hunting Dog, Sir Find-a-lot, to partake in the hunt for this child. Please excuse the dog's chew toy, it was given to him as a puppy by the Queen, & he is unable to put it down. With Regards, Sir BGM "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield.

Trav Club Monger Member	Fri December 12 2003, 11:44 AM
Kids, don't do drugs! LMAO!

BlueGuitarMan	Fri December 12 2003, 12:11 PM
Trav, it took me a while, but now I get it...HaHa.... I thought is was pretty classy, putting a Picasso painting next to a dog chewing on a sextoy, but now as I look at it, it's just plain sick!!! BGM Take this platinum, take this gold Burn too hot, it turns you cold Nothin' left to hold on to But that guitar was always true That man was always true Hearts, "Blue Guitar"

GYPSY QUEEN Club Monger Member	Fri December 12 2003, 12:35 PM
Put the hounds back in their kennels, both of them. Give the two legged one more ale and vicadin. I think his sedation shall be preferred. "...I can't sell you,...what you don't want to buy..."

BlueGuitarMan